Friday, July 29, 2011

The Carbon Obelisk

It stands 52” inches high, with a circumference of 105.”  Formed of three monstrosities fused into one, its root structure radiates out beyond and below the limits of mankind’s reach.  Layers upon layers of roots the size of a grown men’s thighs are interwoven into a shielding barrier that is nigh impossible to break through.  If it has a taproot, it quite likely girdles the center of the earth. 

The goliath has separated two hatchets into its component pieces, jammed the chains of two chainsaws, and snapped the shaft of an axe below the head, claiming its life.  Chains cannot pull this beast down.  A truck cannot even make it shudder.  Once in its presence, it is as though the thundering drums of the 2001 Space Odyssey rumble within the beholder’s mind.

But we will not surrender.  We will defeat this opponent through endurance, perseverance, and unfaltering stubbornness.  Its collective masses may bear a totality of two centuries or more.  It may know this land better than us.  It may harbor the strength of a thousand sequoias within the bowels of the earth.  But we will cut the arteries from this foul beast and isolate it from its reinforcements.  For every vein we gouge, it notices;  for every root we severe, it weakens. 

Yet it will feign to be undaunted, and so must we.  In our ignorance we have lost battle after battle, unaware of the war that has begun.  But I promise you, one day it will shudder.  One day it will bow beneath the pull of the chain.  One day its roots will give, and its taproot will be reveal to us.  And on that day, by Crum, we will drag the carbon obelisk from the pits of hell it clings to! 

Friday, July 22, 2011

Temporaltorium: Excerpt

Prologue

            Wind… There’s always wind… cold… incessant… chilling… wind…
            Rurik pulled his knees in, his back pressed against the eroded walls of a derelict fortress.  Doing so didn’t help.  Nothing helped on a night like this, not even the thickness of his leather breastplate.  His leggings were soaked.  His face was worn.  His hair snapped in the gales like a shredded flag.  He shivered involuntarily.
            Before him came the crackling of a pitiful fire.  It provided not the slightest warmth.  The winds saw to that, flattening the flames, and threatening to tear them from the twigs that fed them. 
            A meager light was all that was spared.  It flickered sporadically, occasionally bringing Rurik out of the darkness.  He sat there, his arms wrapped about his knees, the flames glinting off the iron shackles clamped about his wrists.  The chain between them had been severed; the remnants dangled from both ends.
            The wind pulls upon the edges of my mind, draws away my fervor, my very will.  It feeds without mercy.  Its breath courses beneath my leather, its fingers raise tracks of flesh across my skin.  I’m but naked in its grasp.
            There arose a surge of wind, its arrival marked with a whoop akin to that of a massive bat’s wings.  It took the flames with it, leaving him behind as nothing more than a shadowed figure in the night. 
            Rurik watched the hearth die with a look that fought between scorn and fatigue.
            Fitting…
            For awhile he remained motionless, finding no merit in rekindling the fire.  It would die like it had countless times before, leaving him to restart anew.  Eventually, he would either succeed, or else feel the hopelessness seep in and lead him into hypothermia.  The thought of the latter kept him on the edge, but alive.
            He crawled to the ashes.
            Rurik glanced about, but the unfaltering gale distracted his vision.  All he could discern was the wide ledge he knelt upon, and the silhouette of the castle’s lone spire rising on his left, towering above his shielding wall, and blotting out all of his peripheral.  Before him, diminishing into the shadows of the land, stretched the indistinct shapes of lesser structures such as his.  Nothing else could be seen.  The night was unnaturally dark, as though the force of the winds had ripped even the stars from their fixed positions.
            An odd rattling caught his ear – the twigs.  Rurik looked down to find them scrambling towards the edge.  He saved what he could.  Taking the remains, he rebuilt the fire upon the site of his last one.  There was no lingering heat, no glowing embers, nor even smoldering ash.  The wind had taken it all. 
            He turned over several of the surrounding rocks –the debris of deteriorated walls – until he found the two that would suffice.  Huddling close to the timber, he tried in vain to put himself between the wind and his project.
            Rurik clicked the rocks together, over and over, occasionally releasing a fleeting spark.  The gusts would take his wood, forcing him to rebuild, but he didn’t give up.  Every trial was followed by a harder pounding of rock on rock, and an increasing amount of sparks.
            Somehow I do not succumb to the elements.  Somehow I do not submit.  A grim price in the trade for freedom, but one I reluctantly pay…
            How long has it been?…No,…has it been only hours?…only hours since I happened upon this harrowed place, this safe haven for thieves, for outcasts and pirates?  Yes, shelter no doubt lurks within, yet I do not trust the fortress to be entirely abandoned.  There are worse evils than an unforgiving gale…
            Despair was not what finally stopped him.  Something had caught his eye – torchlight, several torches no more than a mile beyond the battlements.  Rurik watched the drifting balls of light slowly traverse the land.  There was no chance that they were simply a party of travelers.  Not tonight.  Whoever they were, they were not out by choice.  True, they may have been returning to some shelter, but Rurik doubted it.  They were looking for someone.  They were looking for him.
            Like them…
            It didn’t take long for Rurik to realize they were approaching the fortress. 
            He looked down at his bonds, the memories playing in his mind.  Terror flashed briefly in his eyes. 
            Rurik suddenly became consciously aware as to the amount of noise he had been making.  The thought held him frozen for a moment.  Had his efforts caught their ears?  He consoled himself with the thought that the wind had most likely drowned out his endeavors.  But had they seen the fire from out there?  He had seen their torches, after all. 
            Grudgingly, he forewent the fire, and tossed the rocks aside.  Their tumult seemed deafening.  He slid back into the corner, his ears acute to every grating sound that he made.
            Damnable wind, let it feed.
            A few seconds after he was situated; just as he began to lament his luck, to suffer the unforgiving gales without cover, without fire; just as Rurik curled up in his embitterment, he realized something was wrong: the grating hadn’t stopped.
            Something was nearby.
            Something had heard him.


            Rurik went numb.  His shivering stopped.  The sound came, methodically, slowly.  Footfalls.  They were close, too close to make sense.  Rurik tried to decipher their location, but the wind distorted everything.  The sound started to fade, but that was no comfort to him.  It knew he was there.
            There came a growl, heavy, rumbling, formed from deep within the throat.  It was followed by the trailing expulsion of breath from the snout of some large beast.  With that sound, and its intensity, Rurik was warned as to its position.  It had paced along the other side of the wall he leaned against.  Whatever it was, it would be rounding the corner on his left at any moment.
            Rurik took to action, making haste down his right flank.  Not eight paces away thrust a small outcropping, what must have been a dividing wall at one time, but now stood no more than three feet high.  Rurik vaulted the barrier and used it for cover.  He flattened his back against its stones and sunk out of sight.  As a last minute precaution, he found the hilt of his sword, drew it, and held its curved blade against his chest.
            A stillness settled, with only the endless current of wind filling the void.  Even the scraping footfalls were lost to him.
             In that stillness it came, shrouded in shadow, the form of a massive animal.  It prowled slowly, the moonlight glinting a dark violet hue off its muscular back. 
            It made its way to the abandoned fire.  Rurik held his ground, gripping his hilt ever tighter in apprehension.  The beast sniffed the air.  It pawed the ground, scattered the twigs, searching.  It was only a matter of time before it found him.  The scrapping.  The breathing.  The ever-present growl that reverberated from deep within the creature’s throat.  Rurik didn’t have to look to know its size.
            He made a run for it, never looking back, never bothering to check if it pursued him.  Alongside the wall he ran, vaulting sections of the collapsed edifice as he went.  He ran out of ground in seconds, only to jump the gap between him and the neighboring rooftop.
            Onward he fled.  Over upturned stones he vaulted.  Over rifts between fortress structures he leapt.  Roof tiles gave in his wake, plummeting into the cloisters below.  His hair pulled before him as the wind surged by to outrun him.
            Behind him came the creature, bounding huge expanses, churning brick and mortar in its undertow.  Its shoulders rippled in his wake.
            Rurik reached the end of the rooftops, the end of his escape.  The next stretch of shingles continued on several levels below him.  The nearest building, a watchtower, stood at the threshold, its stained-glass windows cut off by the gapping chasm.  There was no chance of making it across.
            Rurik didn’t stop.  He didn’t hesitate.  He reached the edge and leapt.  His legs whirled on, searching for the lost ground.  His arms came swinging up over his shoulders in great arcs.  His scimitar launched out before him. 
            Blade and man shattered through the panes. 
            By luck, his hands met with the metal rim of a chandelier as a shower of colored glass rained down into the tower’s mess hall.  His sword clattered somewhere against the stone floor below him.
            Rurik’s momentum swung the chandelier forward, bringing it dangerously close to exiting out the far side of the tower.  Rurik held on for all he was worth.  Overhead the chandelier’s chain groaned, threatening to give at any moment and bring chunks of the ceiling down with it. 
            Like a pendulum, the chandelier began to swing back.

            At that moment, the creature came through the opening after its prey.  Its claws splayed.  Its muscles flexed.  Its arms swung around to wrap about its target.  It caught the chandelier’s chain instead, its whole body looming just over Rurik’s head.  The beast continued on unhindered, smashing into the window panes of the opposite wall. 
            The chain gave.  The ceiling caved.  Rurik lost hold of the chandelier as it rocketed forward, taking wood framing and stone with it in its departure.  Without ceremony, Rurik plummeted into the chamber, a long wooden table breaking his fall.  In a shower of fresh debris he came down, breaking the table in half upon impact...


~End of Prologue~

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Temporaltorium

History

Writers lie to themselves, and when I sat down to write in the bleak cold of a January night 2007, I should have known that my writing exercise from that evening would evolve into my second full-length novel.  I had a year and a half left of school, and hadn’t the time to commit to such an undertaking.  But much like I imagine having a child is, once the idea is born, it is now forever a part of your life.

Against all pragmatics, I finally approached my wife and explained my dilemma.  She didn’t seem to think there was a problem; start the book.  And so I did. 

I wrote the outline that summer, as well as the first fifteen pages.  However, it wasn’t until after I graduated in May 2008 that I fully committed to the project.  The manuscript took two years to write, and easily another six months to edit.  Although it is not my first novel, it is the first that I have completed, and the finest piece of work I have ever penned.  Sitting at 220,000 words  and 750 pages, it is a tale of raw power that demonstrates the darkness of the human soul.  It is Temporaltorium.

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Synopsis

When the prison ship transporting him to his death is destroyed against the cliffs on an unknown land, the fugitive Rurik escapes the wraith-like creatures that had captured him.  Finding safe haven in a derelict fortress, Rurik soon realizes that not only is he trapped on a distant island, but that there are dangers there worse than being recaptured; the island itself is phasing throughout time, and a monstrous shadow beast has been hunting him since he entered the fortress gates.  As the fortress cycles between four periods of its existence, Rurik comes into contact with a motley crew of survivors from the other eras.  Reluctantly, they find themselves working together to escape the island; or to find the cause of the temporal distortion and stop it before either the shadow beast kills them, or the island tears itself apart.


Excerpt: Prologue

            Wind… There’s always wind… cold… incessant… chilling… wind…

            Rurik pulled his knees in, his back pressed against the eroded walls of a derelict fortress.  Doing so didn’t help.  Nothing helped on a night like this, not even the thickness of his leather breastplate.  His leggings were soaked.  His face was worn.  His hair snapped in the gales like a shredded flag.  He shivered involuntarily.
            Before him came the crackling of a pitiful fire.  It flickered sporadically, occasionally bringing Rurik out of the darkness.  He sat there, his arms wrapped about his knees, the flames glinting off the iron shackles clamped about his wrists.  The chain between them had been severed; the remnants dangled from both ends... read more >>

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Stranger Things Studios: Debut Film

Stranger Things Studios's debut film is an untitled short about a ghost that invades someone's home in search of sustenance.  It finds it in the form of an apple, only to be repeatedly thwarted in its attempt to seize it.



Final Stats:
Hours on Set: 6
Hours of Postproduction: 5
Cost: $4


Director’s Notes:

Being my first movie attempt ever, it was not only a challenge in and of itself, but I learned very quickly that four years of film school - hell, four weeks of the basics - would have been helpful, if not vital.  You’d think it was simpler.  Point.  Shoot.  Crop.  Paste.  Done.  Right?

Wrong.  You have to have every single second of the movie planned out; figure out how to pull off every angle you want to do.  Come up with the angles to begin with.  Hope you’re in frame the whole time.  Etc. etc.  Like I said.  The basics.

Filming done, you just crop it all together, like paragraphs in a word program.  But what program?  What format?  What format is footage on the camera?  What format does each program support?  How do you get it to run on iTunes?  YouTube?  DVD?

And most importantly, how do you do it without spending money?

I made it work, somehow.  I’m sure I went about it all wrong though, because my methods strike me as nothing short of convoluted.  My digital camera saves its files in a format no program recognizes.  I had to convert the footage twice during the process.  But that’s the price one pays when one doesn’t want to pay the price to own a better program.

Technology aside, two other challenges arose during the process.  Foremost was I was filming solo.  For anyone who has ever taken a photo of themselves, you know how it goes.  Point.  Shoot.  Check the result.  Restart.  Point.  Shoot.  Check.  Nope.   You screw up the exact same way over and over again because no one’s there to correct you.

The other challenge was consistency between shots.  I was well into the editing stage when I discovered that I had to re-film three or four shots, because there were blatant discrepancies between them.  A light is suddenly on in one shot; off the next.  The camera got bumped.  Items appear out of nowhere.  Disappear into thin air.  In one shot in particular, I had a second apple sitting out just in frame, right next to the ghost.  What’s the point in chasing down the guy if there’s an apple right there.  Sigh...

Yet in the end, what matters is that it worked, and that my simplistic movie turned out the way I planned it.  For a first try, I am quite pleased with the end result.
~Jonathan Strong

Monday, July 4, 2011

Monthly Scoop: July 2011

While I was in Juneau, Alaska last week I bought a cute little toy voodoo doll.  It looks like something you could probably pick at a Spencer’s or a Hot Topic.  He’s the “Judo Kid,” who according to the package is meant “To help you say no to timewasters & unwelcome demands on your time.”

I figured that he’d be the perfect little guy to help me stay productive, and out of all the timewasters out there slowing me down, the worst is… well… me.  So I bought him as a reminder that I need to stop dawdling and make shit happen. 

On that note, it’s time for a monthly update!  Let’s start with:

Moby Dick

He’s big.  He’s daunting.  And thanks to plenty of air and travel time on my two week Alaskan cruise, I took a healthy chunk out of him.  156 pages to be exact.  Thank you.  Thank you…  Nevermind that in the same amount of time, Tonya polished off three books, and only has 156 pages left of her fourth… sigh.  237 pages left of the ol’ whale’s tale.  I shall endure.


Moving onto my novel, Temporaltorium … … … …  Alright, next topic: 


Stranger Things Studios 

I am pleased to announce that STS’s untitled debut film is available to watch on YouTube.  Of course, I recommend that you watch it, love it, and share it with your friends.  I will be dedicating a post to the film later this week.


Watch it on YouTube: STS Debut Film


In other news, STS is well underway on its second short film, a car movie entitled A Little Bit of Muscle.  Filming is done, and work has moved onto the video and sound editing stages.  Hopefully it will be available to watch within the next week and a half. 

Friday, July 1, 2011

Late Night Ice Cream Delivery

It’s late at night - ten, eleven, midnight or later.  You’re home, in your PJs, watching a movie, or playing a game with your significant other.  Do you know what suddenly sounds really good right now?  Ice cream!  Oh my god, yes!  That does sound good. 

You run to the fridge like a woman with a pregnant craving - or maybe you are a pregnant woman.  But guess what.  You’re out of ice cream :(

Oh well, just go get some, right?  Hell no!  Who wants to go out?  You’re in your PJs already.  You were winding down for the night.  Ice cream shops are closed already, and you don’t feel like sitting in Perkins for their chocolate chipper Sunday.  You don’t even want to go out to the car.

Wouldn’t it just be nice if someone would go get it for you?  Yeah… but your honey’s at work, or is sitting next to you, as unmotivated as you are.

That’s where my new business comes in - the late night ice cream delivery service.  There are grocery delivery services out there, and pizza deliveries go until at least midnight.  Why isn’t there an ice cream delivery service out there yet?

I’ll start with a location in Dinky Town, Uptown, and Highland - three neighborhoods known for their intellectual diversity, Twin Cities culture, and college population.

First I need a few converted Schwans trucks.  Then, to hire on a team of young, well groomed and semi-formally dressed ice-cream chauffeurs.  Why?  Example: pizza delivery boy - blue and red shirt, hat with a limp bill, look of disdain on his pockmarked face.  No one wants their ice cream in the hands of that guy.

Wouldn’t you rather have your ice cream arrive in the hands of a proper, well mannered and pleasantly dressed individual, especially if the reason you ordered ice cream in the first place was because you are emotionally distressed?  That container of frozen goodness held beneath that charming smile would be the best thing this life could deliver you. 

I think the world needs someone like me to make that happen.