Welcome back to Fallout Week, where I tell you stories of
how I dealt with the events of the video game Fallout 3 as though I was there.
Today we visit Megaton!
DISCLAIMER: What follows is the account of how I dealt with the situation -
to the best of my moral understanding, as though I was actually there. Keep in mind that outside
of how the people reacted to me, everything I said and did were entirely my
choice. It didn’t have to play out this
way… at all…
VAULT
101
Let’s quickly catch you up to speed. My character has lived his whole life inside
a nuclear fallout shelter called Vault 101.
I don’t know what happened exactly.
All I know is that my father’s lab assistant was dead, the guards were
after me, and my father (voiced by Liam Neeson) left the vault without
explanation. After escaping myself, I
found myself standing in the middle of the Capital Wastelands outside
Washington DC with no clue of what my next move is.
So, what would I do in that situation? I decided to find my father. He is the only connection to the world I knew
inside the vault. I need to understand
why he left.
After passing through an obliterated, single-street town
called Springtown, I arrived at a place know as…
MEGATON
Megaton - because they thought it would be a good idea - is
a small town built around a live nuclear bomb that failed to detonate. The nuke sits in the bottom of the impact
crater, while all the scrape-metal shanties cling to the sides of the
bowl. The people here are a bit strange,
but cuddling with an A-bomb will do that to ya, I imagine.
At any rate, it’s the closest civilization to the vault, so
my father might have come here first. Everyone
I talked to pointed me to Moriarty, the Irish proprietor of the one-stop shop Bar/Brothel/Inn. If that isn’t suspicious enough, isn’t Moriarty the villain responsible for the death of Sherlock Holmes?
I guess that doesn’t seem to bother anyone but me.
The bar has that musty, dirty, western feel. Everyone is drab-looking. The bartender’s face has essentially melted
off from radiation. He looks like a
zombie. They call him a “ghoul.”
But then, over in the corner is a man with a white suit, a
fedora, and a pair of shades he doesn’t need to be wearing inside. From here on I will refer to him as “the
Matrix guy.” As a salutation, he asks me
if I had any interest in blowing up the town.
“Psssst….No.” And I walk away. Man, what a creep.
I find Moriarty in his back office. I’m in luck.
My father did pass through, and even talked to
Moriarty for some
time.
“However,” he cuts me off there, “knowledge is a commodity, and commodities cost money. Nothing personal. It’s just good business. 100 caps, please.”
“However,” he cuts me off there, “knowledge is a commodity, and commodities cost money. Nothing personal. It’s just good business. 100 caps, please.”
I didn’t have 100 caps, so I came back the next day with
170. Moriarty looked at me then and said,
“Well, seeing how you came back, that means there’s
demand. And when there’s demand, prices
must go up. Cost is now 300 caps.”
“But wait, that’s not what we agreed on yesterday.”
“Yes, but that was yesterday. This is today. Today it’s 300, or no deal.”
I got mad. I knew
what he was doing. If I collected 300
caps, he would bump it to 500, and the 700, and then higher. He was using my desperation as a way to screw
me out of my money and bend me under his will.
I didn’t have the time to play that game, and I had too much pride to
become the unwilling henchman of that bastard.
I followed him outside onto the balcony and glared at him
for a long time. He was never going to
tell me. He only saw people as
exploitable, and their hardships as potential business opportunities. Kindness wasn’t shallow or corrupt enough of
a concept for him. Can’t turn a profit
on that.
So I beat the information out of him. Or rather, I knocked him to the ground, and
when he got back up, he pulled out his pistol.
He didn’t live long. I took his
computer passwords and keys off his body, went back into the bar, into his
office, and logged into his computer to find out my father’s whereabouts.
When I was done, I realized that the entire bar had rallied
into a mob to beat me to death for my crime, which struck me as odd because no one liked the guy! Only his prostitutes and the barkeep were
thankful he was dead.
Sometime during the bloodbath I noticed that there was
another person that wasn’t trying to blow my head off: the Matrix guy.
“Would you have any
interest in blowing up the city?” he asks me again.
“Yes. Yes I would. Screw this city!”
The sun was down by the time I had successfully planted the
charges on the Megaton bomb and fought my way out of the city. It was morning by the time I reached the
rendezvous point at Tenpenny Tower.
We detonated the bomb from the balcony of the penthouse suite
and watched as a burning nuclear mushroom cloud rose from the horizon. Megaton was gone. Most of the city was dead before I left, anyways; I killed anyone who tried to kill me. The
nuke took care of the rest. There was no
trail leading back to me now. No
evidence. No witnesses.
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